Saturday, October 19, 2024

Online Dating

The job of finding a normal guy 

Often gives me a heavy sigh

Not many are normal these days 

All we can do is just pray 

That God will make us all a saint 

So the evil will not make us faint

It is the end of all time I say 

The clouds are getting more gray 


On our knees we should pray 

May God help us to obey 

Is it a time to play?

Or speak out good things to say

Should we just wait for the Lord

Who cares if we get often bored 

Keep on the narrow path today 

In God's arms we should all stay 



Friday, October 18, 2024

Spoiled Child

 Nothing is ever enough 

For a mama's boy who is less tough 

He isn't yet a man 

But he looks good with a tan 

Women fall for these men who are sweet 

But their life is not very neat 

You don't know if it's all platonic 

Can you trust them out at Sonic 

Who knows where they go 

Or how many them blow 

They are used to getting a lot

They don't realize most women are not 

A slave they get to boss around 

Maybe one day they will have found 

A way to care for themselves 

God bless all the spoiled men 

Prophet Lisa

 To make the world a utopia these things need to be done:

Don't beat or rape animals, obviously. Don't have road rage. Drive nicely. Don't over eat. No one likes super overweight people. 

Be gentle always with children. Be grateful for what you have. Don't always crave more. Cravings only lead to evil and crime. Be content with less.

Any man who rapes a woman or a child should be castrated. What qualifies as rape? Painful sex. Men, ask your woman if the sex is painful. If it is then stop having sex. And blow jobs should become illegal. That leads to gayness and a lot of child molestation. Be less greedy men.

Homosexuality should be illegal. If anyone acts out in a homosexual way, they should be put in prison. It often leads to child molestation. One perverted act leads to many others. 

Demons are more likely to have an advantage over you when you feel extreme fear, lust or anger. Never be afraid. Forget about lust. Just know it is a silly game. And stay calm no matter what happens to you. Master your emotions or they will master you.

Every human should give up sex for a week. You probably will feel proud of yourself if you do it and a lot cleaner. Also give up any addiction for a week, except coffee. You can keep that one. :)

Be nice to animals. Tell your kids to be nice to them too. God cares about how we take care of our animals. 

Be a good person. Don't just be fake good. Be actually good. 

Don't gossip about others. If you hate a person, tell them. They need to know how to change. 

Never ever lie. No one will respect you after just telling one lie. 

Try to not drink. There is almost no benefit to alcohol. 

Enjoy your life and don't complain or argue. Be kind and generous. 

See the good in others more than the bad. Compliment 10 people every day. Rid the negative thoughts in your mind. 

Dress nicely. Keep your clothes clean. Wash your hands 3 times a day. Shower every single day. 

Never abort a child. If you are too scared to be pregnant, then stop having sex. 

Don't cuss ever. No one will hear you more if you cuss. 

Stay busy. Have hobbies. Idle hands are the devil's playground. 

Make as much money as you can. Don't be lazy. 

Don't spend every dollar you earn. Learn to save money. A penny saved is a penny earned. 

Respect authority. Your life will go better if you do. Anyone older than you or a boss at work is your authority. 

If the authority is corrupt, distance yourself from them. 

Follow God not Satan. Read the Bible. Listen to sermons. Make worship music the main music you listen to in the car, at work and at home.

Always stay busy but rest too. Take naps when you can. Eat well. Don't starve yourself to get super skinny. Maintain a healthy weight. 

Be nice to others. Never ever criticize the way a person looks. "Do to others as you want them to do to you." 

Worship God, not man. Accept Jesus' free gift of salvation. Listen to the Holy Spirit when she tries to guide you. 

May God bless you all! 



Thursday, October 3, 2024

Go Trump!

 Will Trump save us from the nukes

If it hit us we would puke 

Will he bring on world peace 🕊️ 

We can't wait for our superman 

He has many great plans 

Maybe he can save the world 

We all believe he is great 

He could change our fate 

Stay strong and alive Trump 

We need you 


The Future

 If the world explodes soon 

We will all swoon 

What would it be like 

To only ride bikes?

A world like The Book of Eli 

Every day we would sigh 

And remember these days 

When we should have prayed 

Possibly a whole lot more

Don't let religion get you sore 

It is time to pray 

My American Dreams

 My dream for America is that every single person will only have one spouse, not 5. That rape will be 100% illegal. That the witchcraft and evil will end. That people will genuinely love and respect the Bible. I hope that all people will follow God and not a person. I want all children to stay 100% safe 24/7.

I think it is wise that every job that does not make or ship food, teach the Bible, provide childcare or men building houses or buildings should be laid off. All oilfield works should keep their jobs. We need gas, food, and people to watch the kids. Most other jobs are not needed. 

Medical bills should not exist. We give half our paychecks in taxes. All clinics and hospitals should be free. From this day forward.

Student loans should not exist. High school is free. College should be free too.

Why any American has debt; because they wanted to have kids. Oh well. Every human deserves at least one mini me. :) If you didn't have the courage to do that, then that was your decision. Don't prevent all the world from the joy of parenthood. That is mean. Abortions should be illegal after 3 months of pregnancy.

My money history: I have 8 unpaid medical bills. My credit card was settled at a half payment. But I've never gotten an unemployment check. I've worked hard since I was 14. I did the best I could. So has every other American. Give people half their money back banks. Please never zero out accounts again. That is a crazy stunt you pulled. 

A possible gov. letter to the Unemployed:

You will no longer receive free money. Queen Elizabeth :) has stated all people should work for their own money. You are cut off. We still love you and know you will find a job. Good luck to you. 

I wish for the minimum wage to be $18 an hour. Unemployment checks should all end. All welfare and food stamps should be cut off. No one should get free money, no American or other countries get free money. People need to work for their own money. I always have and everyone else should too.

I want freedom of speech to always be real. No one should be silenced ever again. Let people talk. If anything they say angers you, deal with it. Go run a mile to get your anger out. 

I want animal abuse to end. If any person beats an animal they should have all pets taken away from them. If any mom beats a child she should never be around kids ever again. Any child molester man or woman deserves the electric chair after the first crime. 

I want there to be no one starving at all. I want every single rich person to empty their accounts and give every dollar to a poor starving person. I want there to never again be insanely rich people while so many are homeless or starve to death. I want clean water in every country.

My dream for the world is that all weapons and guns will be thrown into the ocean. I want all nations to become Christian and no other religion. I want men to never abuse women or children ever again. If any man hits a woman or child he should be locked up for a year at least.

Feel free to comment other ideas that you have.

May God bless America and the world!

😁

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Pregnancy

 It was a hard time 

It was bittersweet like a lime 

The weight of growing a baby 

Leaves you feeling all hazy 

It is a task that seems crazy 

Why hurt your body that much?

There are easier roads to take 

Many women like to fake 

That they want to get prego 

But then they remember 

How seriously hard it is to do 

It mostly just leaves you blue 

Sure it is fun once the new

Baby arrives but it is all so hard 

So very, very hard 😣