Saturday, June 15, 2024

Elect Lisa for President!

 Why I deserve to be our next president:

I'm not racist. :)

I will compromise with the people on abortion and gay marriage. It wouldn't be my way or the highway. 

I would sing God Bless America or the Star Spangled Banner before any speech I give. 

I would have note cards for speeches. 

I would grant Mexicans citizenship. But after a background check. 😃👏

I would build more homeless shelters and never give money to other countries. They would have to find a job to live there though. And save for getting a car and an apartment. 

I would encourage everyone to attend a church because that would lower our crime a lot. 

Or whoever becomes our leader next could possibly do all that. 


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