Friday, November 3, 2023

Holidays

 Halloween is Satan worship. 😣😪 Thanksgiving is food worship. 🍗🍞🍰🍛 Christmas is tree and stuff worship. 😬 Valentine is mate worship. 💖 Easter is chocolate worship. 🍫 St. Patrick's Day is beer worship. 😟 And July 4th is Firework worship. 🎉

I know why we worship trees at Christmas. Because all the outside trees are dying. 😭

What you worship becomes your master. Don't let anything master you other than God. 😁



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