Monday, January 8, 2024

Church Jokes

 If Jesus said when you pray go in a room and close the door, why do we pray aloud in church? Is praying aloud in church really just a look at me kind of thing? Probably. 

If a pastor seems to have zero self-control with food, why do we all listen to him? 

Is worship really to God, or to everyone else around us at church? 

What percentage of people in church are just there to find a Christian mate? Using church like a dating service. 

Why is church just one person talking, as if all the rest of us have nothing to say? Does that make every pastor kind of like Jesus, kind of God like? We all just sit in awe of his wisdom. You got wisdom too. 









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