Thursday, January 11, 2024

Hygiene Comedy

 You know what is totally not fair? My brother barely ever brushes his teeth and hasn't had a cavity yet. He is 43 now. It makes you wonder if brushing our teeth actually causes cavities. Wouldn't that be a trip?

Dentists always tell you to floss, but flossing hurts. You know what they say though, everything worth doing is hard. 

If you don't shower every day, that is disgusting. Make sure you get clean everyday so you won't smell like a homeless person. 

When I was trying to date, lots of guys had breath that made you want to throw up. I'm guessing it was because they were too scared to see a dentist. 

Have you been around someone who almost never wears deodorant? It is a horrifying experience. 

Ladies, the fastest way to lose your man is to not keep your legs shaved. 








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