New Years always makes us feel like we need to climb a mountain. Maybe that is good. If there were no new years maybe none of us would do anything big with our lives.
Valentine's is after Christmas because you need to fall in love with your mate again after the family possibly tried to break you two up.
The only thing everyone knows about Saint Patrick's Day is it's a day for tons of drinking. None of us even know who that guy was.
Easter is known for being about candy. Never mind that Jesus rose from the dead on Easter. But sure we can say the candy is more important.
Mother's Day is a day to make up for all the times you were mean to your mom. Those poor moms.
Father's Day. Eh not many people care about that day.
July 4th is just an excuse to almost set your neighbor's house on fire. It is a day to display your power and your desire to blow what you should have saved on fireworks that last for only 30 minutes.
Halloween- A very evil holiday. It should not be a holiday anymore.
Thanksgiving. No one cares about saying thank you to God or other people. It's just about cramming an impossible amount of food in your stomach.
Christmas. It is supposed to be about the birth of Jesus. For most people it is just about shopping and cookies and singing upbeat songs. Poor baby Jesus. So often left out of his own party.
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