Thursday, September 28, 2023

Marriage Advice

 "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."  -GROUCHO MARX

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Men....

Be a good listener. The best way to love your lady is to listen to anything she wants to say.

Stay calm. Try to never be irritable about anything. 

Bring her food. Most moms have little time to cook so bring her fast food. She will be very happy with you. 

Strive to be a manly man. Nothing turns a woman on more than when a man is manly. 

Tell your lady the budget for every week. How much can she spend on groceries and fun items? All women need the liberty of getting some fun items. 

Don't watch porn. It counts as cheating. 

Women....

Treat your man like a king if you want to be treated like a queen. 

Don't lie to your man. Seek to please him in all you do. 

Shave your legs every day. Then you are confidently down for intimacy any time. 

Eat less so he will always be attracted to you. Life is about more than food. 🙂

Don't yell at your children. Someday you will regret it a lot. 


May God bless your family. 😃 

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