Hatred of Women

 

These are all the unspoken but implied women hating messages that I have heard my whole life:

Men can spend money but women can't. (ex-husband)

Men can be overweight but a woman never can be. (every guy I've known)

Men can look homeless but women have to always look perfect and beautiful. (yeah right)

Men can make a lot of money at work but women can't. (former co-worker)

Men can preach but women can't. (college people and Facebook people)

Men can want sex but women can't. (a few bf's)

Men can work over 40 hours a week but women can't. (why not?)

Men are good drivers but women aren't. (so rude, yes we are)

Men can eat whatever they want, but women should starve. (every guy I've ever known)

Men can see kids as a burden but women can't. (former bf, we can All see kids that way)

Men can be addicted to their mom but women can't. (ex husband) 

Men can be stupid at work but women can't ever mess up. (former boss)

Guys can get bad grades but a girl has to always get straight A's. (my parents)

Men can drink and smoke and do drugs as much as they want, but women can't do any of those. (why?)

Men can bleed and it's cool, but when women bleed, it's gross. (ok retarded guys)

Men can have fun, but women can't. (I don't get it.)

A friend told me that his grandma said to him once, "Roger, you will never understand how hard it is to be a woman." Listed above are all the reasons why.