One Night Stands

 I figured out why it's called a one night stand. Because after the deed is done, they stand up to leave, instead of laying down next to you forever. :(  

I said in my last blog it's ok to have a few one night stands, if you are single, but they are not always fun. You will most likely get your heart broken every single time. They might come back a second or third time, but that will most likely be it. 

One night stands are kind of like going on a roller coaster. You feel jittery beforehand, anticipating what it will be like. What will you talk about? How do they like to have sex? Then afterwards you are either happy that your expectations were exceeded, or you are very disappointed and you want them to leave quickly. If they did make you happy that day, it doesn't matter, if they decide that you did not please them, and they want nothing more to do with you. 

Love is tricky. It is a very rare thing that you will like someone and they will like you just as much back. That almost never happens. When it does, hold on to them, because you should know such things are not common.