Sunday, June 2, 2013

Funny Marriage Quotes

“A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.” ~ Joseph Addison

“You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.” ~ Toni Sciarra Poynter

“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.” – Samuel Johnson

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

“A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.” ~ Anne Taylor Fleming

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.” ~ Robert Anderson, Solitaire & Double Solitaire  

“Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” ~ Mark Twain

“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” ~ Andre Maurois

“There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” ~ Martin Luther

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.” ~ Robert Fulghum, True Love

"Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one." lol

"I never knew I had so many vices till I got married."

"Once upon a time, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whatever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)"  lol :)





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