I think I'm dying. Just kidding. My vision seems to be blurry a lot now due to spring allergies. My arms hurt from lifting my whale like body out of bed to go pee a lot. My neck hurts from who knows what.
On the plus side, I am now making myself yummy tacos every day. And I am eating more veggies from a veggie tray.
I just want to say, for any considering getting pregnant, don't do it. I know in the long run all this pain will be worth it, but I am not having fun for now.
This is why most women reject most men. It's not you, most likely. She just doesn't want to endure all this pain. Don't take it personal guys.
Men, if your woman is pregnant, go get her some Chipotle every day for lunch. :)
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